Way back when on our honeymoon in South Carolina, my wife and I purchased two gargoyles. I'm not sure why we did this, beyond the fact that no one gave us gargoyles as wedding gifts. We named them Agador and Spartacus after a character in the too funny movie The Birdcage. It is a sign of how long we've been married that I cannot recall if this one is Agador or Spartacus. Regardless, the pair now sit on our front porch and keep an eye on things, and make anyone venturing into the cul-de-sac hesitate and wonder if they really want to come by.